Lemonade and Hot CoCo’s Arguement
Lemonade: All I have to say lady is pick me not her.
Hot Coco: Why would you pick him he is just weird and strange and a number of different stuff and I am like so much better than…
Lemonade: See look at her why would you pick her she can’t even finish her sentence. I on the other hand can.
Hot Coco: hey that is so not fair.
Lemonade: wow you finally finished a sentence I clap for you in amazement
Hot Coco: What ever Hey wai…
Lemonade: Come back come back we can tell you who is better.
Hot Coco: YEAH She is coming back.
Lemonade: I am much better than Hot Coco because I am cold and refreshing on a hot day unlike somebody over there
Hot Coco: who me?
Lemonade: No the abominable snowman.
Hot coco: Really cool where is he?
Lemonade: You dofus I was being sarcastic Good lord. Anyways as I was saying I am made of pure goodness
Hot Coco: How about pure evil.
Lemonade hahaha aren’t you funny?
Hot Coco: I am
Lemonade: Whatever, Well I am made from lemons not chocolate (chocolate is gross yuck). I have a lot of sugar, which will make you super hyper won’t that be awesome. I also have water; all in all I am very tasty.
Hot Coco: Hello I have marshmallows chocolate and water. That is an awesome combo. I am perfect for a hot day are you hot lemonade no you aren’t and guess what lemonade.
Lemonade: What
Hot Coco: It is Seattle it is always cold and rainy in this state nobody wants Lemonade here. HaHaHaHa…
Lemonade: Whatever I am so better than you.
Hot Coco: NO
Lemonade: YES
Hot Coco: NO
Grocery shopper: I am leaving
Lemonade: YES
Hot Coco: NOo…
Lemonade: Hey where did she go?
Hot Coco: Who?
Lemonade: The Grocery Shopper that was going to buy me.
Hot Coco: She was going to buy me
Lemonade: She was going to buy me….
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT, YOU
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The Life Of A Piece of Gum
Day 1: It is quite dark in here I don’t really mind much but it is really hard to write in the dark. Oh look somebody is finally taking the paper lid off. Write to you in a little while
Day 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! CRY! CRY! CRY! CRY! They took Kathryn. Who may you ask none other than these huge soft pink creatures that Colin says are humans Can you believe it. I swear I will get my revenge on those humans if I don’t write back they probably took me and ate me. These may be the last words of Morgan Gummy.
Day 7: It is only Aaron, Graham, and I. There were 16 pieces but know there are only three. They took most of my friends and family. My mom, my dad, and my sister got out of this god-for-saken case luckily. They wanted to grab me too but I was stuck and the human was coming so I told them to just go and I would find them. I made them promise to try not to get eaten. Oh gosh here comes the human I will write in a few minutes hopefully.
Day 10: I am the last one left. Graham was eaten Aaron was lucky he was dropped on the ground just when the person was about to eat him. I hope he is ok, I think he probably went into hiding with my parents.
Day 16: The human is coming. OH MY GOD THE HUMAN IS COMING TO EAT ME!!!!! No please don’t eat me I am begging you. NOooooo!
Voice Stories | Comment (0)A Cat’s Thoughts
Dear lord what are you doing to me. OK please stop petting me. No I said stop not keep on petting me! GOD what is your problem. Ok I am sorry you had a bad day but please stop ripping my fur off. NO stop, stop, STOP!!!!!! Ok now your crying, wow! Yeah get your tears all over my fur because I want all of your sticky, nasty, gross, and salty tears all over my nice fur. Ewww you got snot all over me gross! Thank –you, you finally stopped crying. Ok wait where are taking me no stop no I don’t want a bath NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! SPLOOSH!! Great thanks a lot what I great pet owner you are. Don’t you know cats HATE water. You notice I can report you. If only I could figure out how to use the phone but besides that I still could. Stop rubbing that icky stuff in my fur. OUCH, OUCH it stings it stings GET THAT STUFF OUT OF MY EYES! Help me somebody she is trying to kill me! RUNAWAY!!!!! I finally got away from her she is crazy and why was she giving me a bath. She is only 4 years old, which is a little young to be giving a cat a bath. HAHAHAHAHA she got in trouble! Yeah you better be crying after what you did to me. Oh no she is crying, not again! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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