Red Eyed Tree Frog

October 22nd, 2007

Greens, pinks and browns
In this rain forest so many vibrant colors
Look really closely and you will see
A beautiful tree frog in disguise
Trying so hard to look like the plant it is on
Red eyes looking this way and that
Trying to find the perfect hiding spot
What will he find who knows
But he better not fall otherwise he must climb again.

Lemonade and Hot CoCo’s Arguement

October 19th, 2007

Lemonade: All I have to say lady is pick me not her.

Hot Coco: Why would you pick him he is just weird and strange and a number of different stuff and I am like so much better than…

Lemonade: See look at her why would you pick her she can’t even finish her sentence. I on the other hand can.

Hot Coco: hey that is so not fair.

Lemonade: wow you finally finished a sentence I clap for you in amazement

Hot Coco: What ever Hey wai…

Lemonade: Come back come back we can tell you who is better.

Hot Coco: YEAH She is coming back.

Lemonade: I am much better than Hot Coco because I am cold and refreshing on a hot day unlike somebody over there

Hot Coco: who me?

Lemonade: No the abominable snowman.

Hot coco: Really cool where is he?

Lemonade: You dofus I was being sarcastic Good lord. Anyways as I was saying I am made of pure goodness

Hot Coco: How about pure evil.

Lemonade hahaha aren’t you funny?

Hot Coco: I am

Lemonade: Whatever, Well I am made from lemons not chocolate (chocolate is gross yuck). I have a lot of sugar, which will make you super hyper won’t that be awesome. I also have water; all in all I am very tasty.

Hot Coco: Hello I have marshmallows chocolate and water. That is an awesome combo. I am perfect for a hot day are you hot lemonade no you aren’t and guess what lemonade.

Lemonade: What

Hot Coco: It is Seattle it is always cold and rainy in this state nobody wants Lemonade here. HaHaHaHa…

Lemonade: Whatever I am so better than you.

Hot Coco: NO

Lemonade: YES

Hot Coco: NO

Grocery shopper: I am leaving

Lemonade: YES

Hot Coco: NOo…

Lemonade: Hey where did she go?

Hot Coco: Who?

Lemonade: The Grocery Shopper that was going to buy me.

Hot Coco: She was going to buy me

Lemonade: She was going to buy me….

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT, YOU
GUESS…

The Life Of A Piece of Gum

October 19th, 2007

Day 1: It is quite dark in here I don’t really mind much but it is really hard to write in the dark. Oh look somebody is finally taking the paper lid off. Write to you in a little while

Day 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! CRY! CRY! CRY! CRY! They took Kathryn. Who may you ask none other than these huge soft pink creatures that Colin says are humans Can you believe it. I swear I will get my revenge on those humans if I don’t write back they probably took me and ate me. These may be the last words of Morgan Gummy.

Day 7: It is only Aaron, Graham, and I. There were 16 pieces but know there are only three. They took most of my friends and family. My mom, my dad, and my sister got out of this god-for-saken case luckily. They wanted to grab me too but I was stuck and the human was coming so I told them to just go and I would find them. I made them promise to try not to get eaten. Oh gosh here comes the human I will write in a few minutes hopefully.

Day 10: I am the last one left. Graham was eaten Aaron was lucky he was dropped on the ground just when the person was about to eat him. I hope he is ok, I think he probably went into hiding with my parents.

Day 16: The human is coming. OH MY GOD THE HUMAN IS COMING TO EAT ME!!!!! No please don’t eat me I am begging you. NOooooo!

A Cat’s Thoughts

October 19th, 2007

Dear lord what are you doing to me. OK please stop petting me. No I said stop not keep on petting me! GOD what is your problem. Ok I am sorry you had a bad day but please stop ripping my fur off. NO stop, stop, STOP!!!!!! Ok now your crying, wow! Yeah get your tears all over my fur because I want all of your sticky, nasty, gross, and salty tears all over my nice fur. Ewww you got snot all over me gross! Thank –you, you finally stopped crying. Ok wait where are taking me no stop no I don’t want a bath NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! SPLOOSH!! Great thanks a lot what I great pet owner you are. Don’t you know cats HATE water. You notice I can report you. If only I could figure out how to use the phone but besides that I still could. Stop rubbing that icky stuff in my fur. OUCH, OUCH it stings it stings GET THAT STUFF OUT OF MY EYES! Help me somebody she is trying to kill me! RUNAWAY!!!!! I finally got away from her she is crazy and why was she giving me a bath. She is only 4 years old, which is a little young to be giving a cat a bath. HAHAHAHAHA she got in trouble! Yeah you better be crying after what you did to me. Oh no she is crying, not again! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

My Poem of Goya- The Exucution of the Rebels of the 3rd of May, 1808

October 18th, 2007

Goya- Execution of the Rebels of the 3rd of May, 1808

Woe is them, woe is them
Brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers
Cornered by the wretched soldiers
All they want to do is get out of this wicked and evil place.
Why do the soldiers come for them?
Why do they always end up in a horrible position?
Crying, screams of terror fill the cold, dark, dead street as the soldiers kill three of them
Blood flows everywhere
And through the sickening blood a man stands up with his hands raised highss
This saintly man is illuminated and everybody knows he is there for them
He blocks the people who were to be shot
This man, this great man welcomes his death and his travel up to heaven
Because he knows when he gets there God will reward him greatly for his bravery
But the rest are scared, scared for this man
They know what happens to men who stand up to these soldiers
And the soldiers just stand there unable to move
They think “Why does this man stand up to us when all cower down to us”
The brothers, sisters, mothers, and fathers, and soldiers too
Stand motionless and wait for his demise.